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Dude Sees His Wife While Drugged Up On Post Surgery Pain Meds

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This guy is just waking up from his hernia surgery and is acting like he had no idea his wife was so incredibly hot.  Is this an affectionate dose of flattery OR did they just try to implant a rogue agent with false memories like in Total Recall?  What if all the girls on Facebook who think this is the sweetest thing ever, have no idea that he’s a stone cold killer?  One minute he’s giving his wife a foot massage, the next he’s taking out cartel members in Rio with a motherfucking sniper rifle.  Sure, pain meds give you amnesia, but so do false memories.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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