I think if I were a tattoo artist in a busy college town with a lot of drunks I would have a good time trolling people. I mean just look at these. If they somehow remembered where they got tattooed you could play the dumb card in be like “dude this is what you told me to do. I tried to tell you not to but you wouldn’t have it.” And the only reason the chick with the baby has a good tattoo is because the artist spent a lot of time on the detail. Easy logic: If you’ve got a pair of tits in your hand, you’re going to keep them there as long as you can.
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