51-year-old Joanna Weatherford is bringing sexy back. No not really. What she’s bringing to the table carries a lot more weight than sexiness. You see, Joanna has a screw or two loose. She’s been arrested for third-degree domestic assault in the past and has a violation on a restraining order.
Today it looks like we’re going to be adding one more restraining order. Last week Joanna crawled into her ex-boyfriend’s house via the window. When he woke up she was staring down at him with a meat cleaver in her hand. Thankfully he was able to wrestle the weapon out of her hand and throw it up on the roof.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Before, during, and after the conflict Joanna left healthy trail of shit through her ex-boyfriend’s house, which started at the window that she broke into. When police arrived Joanna told them that she was just in the apartment to pick up a few of her items when her ex-boyfriend attacked her. She couldn’t however explain why the home was covered in her turds.
Weatherford is currently held in Greene County Jail in lieu of $7,500 bond.
Hopefully her ex can find it in his heart to forgive her. She sounds like a fun loving, completely stable woman.