Since I won’t be online much tomorrow, I gathered a little tribute for my beloved country. I know we have our flaws, but deep down you love us. Sure, we’ll kick down your country’s front door with tanks, but we’ll also help dust you off and serve you a bacon cheeseburger so good that you’ll want to shit your pants in delight. Group hug while Australia sleeps?
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