Sometimes I think about how awesome girls have it. They pretty much get laid whenever they want, dudes buy them shit for no reason, and they can get away with being bitchy due to PMS. But look how much of a pain in the ass it is to take a piss. Yea, I’m gonna ride this whole “having a penis” thing out I think. Not being able to aim your piss at the skid-marks inside the toilet bowl is a deal breaker.
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