Regretful Morning

Stoya Ruined Watching Porn For Her Dad

Posted June 18th, 2013 at 12:13 pm by

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One of my favorite young porn stars in Stoya. I think what makes watching her so hot is the fact that she’s also a huge feminist. And here I thought they were just a bunch of butthurt ugly chicks who can’t land a good job or husband. I guess Stoya gets butthurt too sometimes, but for all the right reasons. Today she’s on HuffPo, and is discussing something rather amusing: She has ruined porn for her dad.

The 27-year-old raven haired vixen explained: “He says that if he goes to Red Tube or something there’s always like an ad of my fleshlight that he inevitably runs in to.”   That poor bastard.  I couldn’t imagine being a father to a daughter.  All those shit head 15 year olds acting like I did, trying to put their fingers in her pussy just so they could let their buddies smell it later on.  Now add the whole porn star thing and I’d lose my shit.  But wait, there’s more.  Every time I want to watch a nice Asian girl get destroyed on Red Tube, I have to cross my fingers and hope that I don’t see a close up of my daughter’s pussy.  Brutal.

I’ve posted some more pictures of Stoya below for the troops, strong independent women, and most all science.

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For the lazies, here you go.

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