This is just painful. I love talking to people who believe in this shit. You can bust out the old Ouija board and really mess with them. Speaking of Ouija boards; One time I was playing with a few people at a party back in HS, and one of us asked the school slut how many dudes she had boinked. So then I purposely made the thing spell out some astronomical number and she’s like “hmm that sounds about right.” – good times.