Homeless Hookers Blow Dude, Then Kill Him For His Car

Homeless Hookers Blow Dude, Then Kill Him For His Car

It’s seems like every time I read the news, I see one more reason to be cautious about porking random women.  What’s the point of even going out anymore?  In today’s tragic story, a 51-year-old New Mexico man by the name of Maurice Gonzales got shanked and suffocated by two homeless chicks…because they wanted his car.

Ashlee Gurule, 20, and Jennifer McKee, 18, had agreed to meet Gonzales on Friday night at his house. The trio had decided that they were going to have a threesome. Well, that’s what Gonzales thought anyway. After smoking some synthetic herb, the two ladies got Gonzales on the bed and stabbed him several times.

He didn’t die at first so the two girls suffocated him with a pillow while he begged for his life. These bright young ladies then met up with their 16-year-old accomplice after stuffing the dead body into the trunk of his own car. The girls didn’t last long though. A cop attempted to pull them over for driving too slow on the highway. The traffic stop ended in a high-speed chase which resulted in a crash.  The two girls tried to tell the authorities that Gonzales had attempted to rape them.

I don’t know about you but this scares the shit out of me. Have you ever been at a bar and the girl you were hitting on was just a tiny bit out of your league and still laughing at all of your jokes? It doesn’t happen often but now I’m always going to wonder if her hidden agenda is to slit my throat and steal my truck. What happened to the good old days where you could pay for blow jobs with money instead of your life?

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