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North Korea Is Pissing Off Japan Now

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In world news today, we’d like to reflect on the fact that North Korea almost went an entire week without talking shit. I use the word “almost” lightly since they have now pissed off Japan.

North Korea has threatened to attack Aomori Prefecture, Misawa city and Okinawa, which house U.S. military bases, warning that the “sparks of war” would hit Japan first.

The Japanese don’t find these threats as funny as Americans do. In fact, they want to launch a preemptive strike against North Korea. Japan is prohibited to strike first under its pacifist postwar Constitution. However, they believe that if North Korea strikes first there won’t be a Japan left to defend.  Japan wants to obliterate North Korean missile silos before they have a chance to launch.

Kim Jong-un – Bro, it was fun while it lasted, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up. Haven’t you ever seen Shogun Assassin? These people won’t be bullied. Please stop flexing that tiny North Korean dictator ball sack. It was embarrassing before, but now it’s just getting ridiculous.

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