We live in a hypocritical society of chin raised politicians and hoity-toity board members who think they have a right to judge a young lady, who simply did what a lot of other young girls do.

The Star released an article today that read “The 10 worst countries for women.”  Topping the list was Afghanistan, Democratic Republic of Congo, and Iraq.
What do the above countries have in common?  The men are a bunch of vicious assholes who have goat sex gang bangs, and rape each other in the ass.  This isn’t bullshit btw, read this if you don’t believe me.

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

You should also note that most of them don’t consider themselves gay. It’s what they have to do in order to bust a nut (kinda like prison).  Imagine how much happier these savages would be if they let their women prance around in skimpy clothing, gladly fondling the boners of brave young soldiers.   It would be a time of peace and harmony.  Guys who get laid are happier.  It’s a proven fact.

Now let’s take a look at cutie pie Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King. She took part in a simple transaction. She was broke and needed money. Getting bent over on tape was the next best thing she could do, outside of working at an animal shelter. First of all, that guy who got to bone her is probably super stoked. Now take into account how many young men happily fapped to the video. So here we have this beautiful young lady who is putting good energy out into the world by letting us see her get jiggy, and what do we do? We fucking shame her out of her “Miss Teen” title.

This bullshit needs to stop.  And who the fuck is the “Miss Teen” organization anyway?  I’m not sure what kind of reputation you think you have, but the rest of the world sees this as just another show that will be aired on TLC.  You have no more credibility than Honey Boo Boo.  Furthermore, who are the creepy fucks in charge of this thing?  A bunch of middle aged witches and minivan driving married men with sour sex lives.  When their boring wives are taking their boring kids to soccer practice, you can bet your ass that they’re furiously masturbating to the “contestants” – you know…”evaluating” them.  Then they sit in a pool of their own drying jizz, with a ball gag in their mouth, wondering what the fuck happened to their life. The only way to make themselves feel better, is by ridiculing a 19-year-old girl for doing the lord’s work. If we keep this up, we will head back into the stone ages.

I’m also going to address the people who tell me “She took money for sex, that’s prostitution.”  Motherfucker, every woman is a prostitute.  You don’t take a girl out to dinner and drinks in hopes of becoming a good friend.  You do it to lube the deal as Kenny Powers would say.  Some of you parents might make the case that you “raised your daughter to be better than that.”  Think back to high school and college for a minute.  Think back to all of those blowjobs you got before you had a smart phone.   Chances are, if we had the technology then that we have now, your private parts would be all over the net too.

In closing I’d like to say: In the past five years of working on this site, I’ve seen a lot of titties.  Not the models I post, but real titties.  From fellow bloggers, to fans of the site, and even one corporate chick who works for a large news organization.  And I have to say that just seeing a set of real boobs can make your day.  Imagine having a shitty week, and then all of a sudden the cute barista from Starbucks sends you a topless pic.  Wouldn’t that be great?  Embrace the sluttyness, and watch world peace become a real possibility.  It starts today, and it starts with you.  Maybe next time you see Carie the class slut, or loose Lesly from work, you can thank them for what they do for mankind.  And to the six ladies who will read this; keep doing what you’re doing too.  The topless self pics, and shaky cell phone blow job footage that your ex leaked is basically just one more step toward world peace.  So pat yourselves on the back.

Oh I almost forgot, here’s the sextape that I’m sure you’ve already seen.