First day on the job, 5 minutes until his shift ends, 2 hours before a date with the girl of his dreams when bam! No not really, I just like thinking of worst case scenarios. Either way, this sucks. Prices so low they can almost fit under any bridge!
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more