I like animals better than people. Sometimes I wish I could communicate with them. The first thing I’d do is find the e-famous dogs and tell them that they’ve become YouTube sensations. Then they’d bark and lick their own balls without giving a shit about all the money that they could have made. After that they’d chase something.
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