I like animals better than people. Sometimes I wish I could communicate with them. The first thing I’d do is find the e-famous dogs and tell them that they’ve become YouTube sensations. Then they’d bark and lick their own balls without giving a shit about all the money that they could have made. After that they’d chase something.
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
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My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more