One of my favorite things to do right before bed is to watch an episode of Ancient Aliens. It’s humorous and helps you fall asleep. And if you smoke a bowl first, everything will make sense. Nevertheless, I love how they scan over old newspaper headlines from time to time, almost as if to say “it’s in the paper, must be legit.” So today I went through and found some of my favorites. It does kind of make me wonder though. How high were the people who reported these? How epic were the trolls who pulled one over on us? How many of these sitings are just glimpses of our government trying out their new toys? How do you know an alien didn’t kill the guy who runs this site and is now moving amongst you, dropping subliminal messages about the second coming?