Regretful Morning

Sperm Donor Gets Screwed By The State Kansas

Posted January 14th, 2013 at 11:00 am by

In 2009 William Morotta saw an ad on Craigslist where a lesbian couple was offering $50 for someone to cook up a juicy load so that they could get pregnant. Morrotta saw the ad and discussed it with his wife. He was so generous that he donated his baby batter without even taking the $50. In hindsight, he probably should have. The 46 year old kindhearted mechanic who graciously pumped out a few spiderwebs is now being told by the state of Kansas that he owes over 6k in child support.  The shitty part?  He signed a contract signing away any rights to the child.  But I guess since Kansas doesn’t recognize same sex marriage, they basically told him that they don’t give a shit.

tl:dr – guy tries to do something nice by offering his sperm to some lesbians.  Now he’s stuck with $6,000 in child support.

Moral of the story:  If you’re going to fire your load into a lesbian, give her a fake name.

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