Ah, gone are the days where you could give a woman a vacuum cleaner as a present and she’d be happy. Thankfully someone archived those days. Seeing these kind of makes me realize why old people scoff when they see young ladies trampin’ it up. It also makes me wonder what the unborn generation will be like when I’m nothing more than a shriveled ball sack. Hopefully there will be an “old man fetish” where hot twenty-year-olds enjoy blowing old guys.