Ah, gone are the days where you could give a woman a vacuum cleaner as a present and she’d be happy. Thankfully someone archived those days. Seeing these kind of makes me realize why old people scoff when they see young ladies trampin’ it up. It also makes me wonder what the unborn generation will be like when I’m nothing more than a shriveled ball sack. Hopefully there will be an “old man fetish” where hot twenty-year-olds enjoy blowing old guys.
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more
A horny Italian couple saw that almost no one was on the beach at Porto San Giorgio, so they did something logical and headed into the ocean to… Read MoreRead more