Woody is my second favorite character in Toy Story. My first favorite is the T-Rex. He is extremely well mannered for not being to fap, ever. I injured my right hand once, and I was a monster douche for at least a week. Anyway, one person who can fap is Woody. Like a true boss, he’d rather chase tail though. Let’s have a look.
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