In the 90’s, fake boobs became all the rage. When that happened, it introduced a slew of idiots who somehow became plastic surgeons. This started a wave of deformed titties that science eventually fixed, but the price was pretty steep. Now we’re seeing it happen again, only this time it’s with asses. Ladies, as someone who doesn’t lie about enjoying big butts, please don’t do this. Hit the gym and do some squats instead.
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