The Overly Manly Man meme is everything you need in order to boost your testosterone levels to new heights. Mike Conley was a boxer on the 1860’s. 150 years later his portrait is still used to inspire 21st century pussies into manning the f*ck up. Take the most interesting man in the world, combine him with every cast member of Expendables 2 and then multiply that manliness by a hundred. Only then will you be on approximately the same plane as big Mike.
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more