Everyone remembers Joran van der Sloot right? He is the massive douchebag who killed Natalee Holloway and Flores Ramírez.  So you’re probably thinking “this dude has got to be rotting away in some isolated jail cell” right?  Wrong.  He was somehow able to get a chick named “Leidi” pregnant in an unsupervised visit.

How does something like this happen? If we aren’t going to execute a rapist and double murderer, we better damn well do our best to make sure he doesn’t breed.

The best part is that this young lady will probably qualify for some sort of government assistance.  That’s right, somewhere taxpayers will be funding this dude’s offspring.

My real question is this:  Van der Douche admitted to raping/killing Flores Ramírez and yet he is still able to get girls to come see him in jail and let him fire loads into them.  Come on ladies, you’re better than that.