In the past week, Facebook has come under serious fire from a flock of 16 year old butt hurt chicks who have all already shit out kids.  At first I was impressed with the stance Facebook took.

A slutty mom from Seattle, was so disgusted with the comments on the page that she reported it to Facebook. Facebook officials responded to her complaint, by telling her that the opinions on the site ‘mirror the diversity of people using the site’ and that ‘Facebook gives people around the world the power to publish their own stories.’ ‘We understand that you may not like the reported content,’ said the Facebook reply. ‘To balance the needs and interests of a global population, Facebook protects expression that meets our Community Standards.’

Way to go Facebook!  At the very least a page like this will make a young lady think “hmm, if my bf keeps shooting loads into me, my life will be ruined.”  Unfortunately with reality TV shows and government assistance, being a teen mom is another walk in the park, that you the taxpayer have to support.

However, after about a day of raging teenagers spamming Facebook support, it looks like they finally gave in and took down the page.  Bummer.

I’m a lot more conflicted on this than I thought I’d be.  See when we were 15, this girl named Shawna let everyone bang her.  She eventually became a teen mom, but I still remember our time together and wished (at the time) there were more slutty chicks like her.  If there weren’t girls like Shawna, myself and all of my buddies would have had to wait a lot longer to finally lose that V-card.

Lastly, there is probably one teen mom out there who is reading this that will get a job, raise her kid, and not need assistance.  Congratulations, you are the 1%.  If everyone did the same, this wouldn’t be an issue.

Birth control is free.  Condoms are free.  If you can’t afford a kid, keep that vagina out of dick’s way.