It happened again.  A pile of shit was upset about her fast food order and called 911 to express her rage.

On Sept. 22 the department spoke with a woman who said she was at Burger King and she “got crappy service and they won’t give her money back.” The report noted she was “extremely upset and crying.”

Crying over an order? Fuck off.  I think what bothers me the most about this, is that a cop actually showed up, and this lady got her money back, yet wouldn’t specify what the problem was.  Why is she not being punished for abusing emergency services?

This planet is slowly turning into the movie Idiocracy.  “Yea she shouldn’t be using 911 like that but we’re just proud that she knows how to use a phone.  Let’s pat her on the head and send her home with some free food.”

+10 points if you can guess where this happened. You in the back, did you say Florida? Correct you are!