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Humorous Facebook Status Updates (14 Pics)


My Facebook timeline is so full of fail and pics of people’s kids doing nothing exciting that I’ve become thoroughly amused by the chuckle inducing status updates around the web.  Here are some of our favorites from the last two years.  While we’re on the topic of Facebook, I’m actually banned from there right now for some shit I’m too lazy to dispute so you’ll see posts trickle in from your favorite editor “penis fly trap.”  When she’s not too busy getting drilled by every single dude in her neighborhood, she’ll be doing the FB updates for the rest of the week.

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