When I see cute chicks playing video games I don’t think that they are real. Are there truly any super cute video game playing vixens? I don’t mean Tetris on their iPhone bullshit either. I mean drinking a Mountain Dew at 2am whilst tea bagging n00bs in Halo. I’m sure it’s happened but I have yet to see it. About 8 years ago I met the leader of some top all girl Quake 2 clan in a chat room. Eventually she came over. We started playing Quake where the loser had to take a shot of Jack after each round. Needles to say, I placed my penis inside of her that night. I’m not bragging though, she was at least a buck ninety-five and smelled of baby powder. Doesn’t matter had sex.
Posted September 17th, 2012 at 8:00 am by Jason