Happy hump day kids! I’d like to introduce you to Megan Ewing (no relation to Patrick). She’s a 27 year old natural beauty from Texas, and she’s got a stalker. No not me. Somebody is actually going around the interwebs pretending to be her. Even scheduling photoshoots and not showing up. How effin brutal would that be? I’ve done some stupid shit to try to get a girl’s attention, but I quickly learned that pissing them off doesn’t really help me put my penis in them. I’m sure ruining this young lady’s life by booking fake gigs ranks right up there. What I’m trying to say is that if you are the troll behind this identity abduction, I don’t think you’re scoring points. Check out Megan’s profile here.
Posted September 5th, 2012 at 8:00 am by Jason