At what point do you become too big? Personally, I wouldn’t mind having a set of monster pythons that glistened in the sun and made chicks wet every time they flexed. Unfortunately there is a fine line between a ripped Arnold (from the 70’s) body and becoming obsessed. These are the dudes who took it that extra step. Also, when I was collecting these I noticed everyone saying that bodybuilders have small dicks. Is that even true? I think a nutsack can shrivel with roid usage, but the shaft doesn’t shrink. I could be wrong though.
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
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My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more