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I’m not sure if I ever told you guys this, but I actually have a fleshlight. It was given to me as a joke a few years ago by Penis Fly Trap but later on she told me that it wasn’t a joke and that I should use it.  So one day before my morning fap, I pulled it out, lubed it up, and began insertion.   From here I can only tell you that I felt a combination of sensations.  A majestic bald eagle soars high above the mountains, while I head down the greatest roller coaster ever, while I win the lottery, while someone hands me the keys to a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo.  OK I’m rambling.  The point is, these things feel great.  The only downside is clean up.  I always used to put mine in the dish rack after I washed it so it could dry, but one day I came within inches of being caught, and since then I’ve just let it collect dust.  You can do much more than placing your penis in these things though.  Let’s have a looksie at some humorous uses for these magnificent tools.