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New Study Shows That Blowjobs Are Healthy

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Research proves there are benefits to blowing loads into females

A lot of women are having trouble swallowing a new study that shows the positive effects of semen.  Let’s start by taking a look at why semen is healthy:

Seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.

The study goes on to say that women who are having unprotected sex are less depressed than ones who are using condoms.   Apparently this is because when a dude fires his baby batter into a girl, his seminal fluids circulate through her body which can have the same positive effects.

Fuckin A I love science.

Ladies, how awesome is it that you can now get cream pied without feeling like a stank ass hoe?

“Damn Becky, you didn’t make him wear a rubber?”

“Yea I couldn’t afford a wheat grass shot this morning so I went with another natural alternative.”

“You go gurl!”

In all seriousness though, and I’ve even made a flowchart on this subject before; If a girl doesn’t make you wear a condom after you’ve just met her, go ahead and glove up.  Yea, she’s pretty hip but so were the 43 dudes who shot loads into her within the last 3 months.   Not all unprotected sex has positive results; cough HIV positive.  *hi5 to whoever got the South Park reference*

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