The internet is full of cats, and unless you have your own, you start to feel left out. I know I did. That was until I found out there was something out there much better than a cat. You basically get all of the perks of a feline, without needing a litter box. Crow waking you up in the morning? Have your Pet blast that bitch out of the tree. I’ll also bet my pack of Skittles that dogs who sh*t in your yard will stop. No one craps on the yard of the Empire. Even if it is a miniature Empire.
Posted July 2nd, 2012 at 1:00 pm by Jason