What would happen if you took the lovely leading ladies in some of the world’s favorite Disney cartoons, and turned them into satanic biatches? After staring at these for a long time, I’ve come to the following conclusion. The movie reboots featuring these chicks would be way more exciting, and I’d still have sex with all of them except for Cinderella. I’d consider a bj though since the artist got rid of her teeth.
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more