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I would in a heartbeat and I’ll tell you why.  This would be like having an older badass brother who could own anybody who messed with you.  But instead of giving you wedgies, she’d let you put your penis inside of her once in awhile.  It’s like every single perk you get from dating a fat chick, minus the being fat part.