Boners. All dudes get them, and none of us can control them. But there are certain times when the old purple headed mushroom really makes us look dumb. This picture collection is a tribute to those circumstances. On a related note: even though I’m not in junior high anymore, I’ve realized that if I go swimming without underwear beneath my trunks, I’ll be dropping rudder the entire time. One day I will try to find the science behind these unpractical erections, but for now I’m cool with getting laughed at.
In the summer of 1947 some sort of aircraft crash landed near Roswell, NM. Officer Walter Haut from the RAAF (Roswell Army Air Field) issued a… Read MoreRead more
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more