Boners. All dudes get them, and none of us can control them. But there are certain times when the old purple headed mushroom really makes us look dumb. This picture collection is a tribute to those circumstances. On a related note: even though I’m not in junior high anymore, I’ve realized that if I go swimming without underwear beneath my trunks, I’ll be dropping rudder the entire time. One day I will try to find the science behind these unpractical erections, but for now I’m cool with getting laughed at.
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more
A horny Italian couple saw that almost no one was on the beach at Porto San Giorgio, so they did something logical and headed into the ocean to… Read MoreRead more