Boners. All dudes get them, and none of us can control them. But there are certain times when the old purple headed mushroom really makes us look dumb. This picture collection is a tribute to those circumstances. On a related note: even though I’m not in junior high anymore, I’ve realized that if I go swimming without underwear beneath my trunks, I’ll be dropping rudder the entire time. One day I will try to find the science behind these unpractical erections, but for now I’m cool with getting laughed at.
On a given morning, I hit the snooze button about 50 times, give or take, opting to accept 9 minute increments of low-quality sleep in exchange… Read MoreRead more
Lindner is a company based in Poland which currently sells 11,000 coffins per month. These coffins are shipped throughout Europe. And when it… Read MoreRead more
I once had a roommate whom, if given the opportunity to do so without consequence, I would have happily killed. He was unemployed, filthy, and… Read MoreRead more
You can get a lot of cool stuff at a dollar store: plungers that don’t work, watches that don’t work, back scratchers that work surprisingly… Read MoreRead more