Boners. All dudes get them, and none of us can control them. But there are certain times when the old purple headed mushroom really makes us look dumb. This picture collection is a tribute to those circumstances. On a related note: even though I’m not in junior high anymore, I’ve realized that if I go swimming without underwear beneath my trunks, I’ll be dropping rudder the entire time. One day I will try to find the science behind these unpractical erections, but for now I’m cool with getting laughed at.