I was watching Forrest Gump last night and realized that after all of the friend zone stuff we’ve posted in the last 4 years, Mr. Gump should be somewhere near the top. Jenny would get bent over by dude after dude and this poor retard would still defend her honor like a loyal German Sheppard. Fun fact: I went to Junior high with the kid who says “ya can’t sit here” when Forrest gets on the bus for the first time. It earned him the nickname “Forrest” and he got clowned a lot when he ran in gym class. You out there Ben?