If you were forced to ride the school bus in the states growing up, you would’ve had a dull ride on a long boring Twinkie, 5 days a week. Japan has obviously figured this out, and decided to spice up their buses. I guess their thinking is, if the bus looks awesome, kids might get excited to ride on them. And if they’re excited to get on the bus, they’re going to be excited for school. I see what you did there. +1 creativity. Using this logic, I should be able to tattoo a curling iron or something related on my weiner and hit some clubs. Since chicks dig curling irons, it might make giving me an HJ more fun. Gotta have dreams.
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