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We should have just called this gallery “guys being normal.”  Today I’m going to discuss why you (ladies) shouldn’t be offended when dudes stare at your chest and/or buttocks region.  You see, this is simple biology.  The primitive instincts in us are saying “mate with that woman.”  These instincts, and the need to spread our seed helped mankind overcome nature.  The need to conquer, expand,  and develop technology all come from within the mighty ball sack.  Imagine a world where men and women had the same sex drive.  The earth would probably still be flat, we’d be living in huts, and you wouldn’t have Facebook.  So next time you catch a guy staring at your boobs, maybe smile and thank him for your iPhone.  Hell, let him get a squeeze in if you’re feeling generous.