20 years ago when people wanted to do you, I can kind of understand this behavior. I mean, if a hot girl pisses a ton of people off, 10 times that number will still want to boink her. But when you’re 55 and your once money making fun bags are swinging around like they’re on a jungle gym, you had better start following some rules like every other person. Step 1) don’t park like a dumbass. Step 2) change that outfit. Angelyne may have been hot when she starred in “Earth Girls Are Easy” but it’s 2012 now, not 1988. You had a good run, babe.
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