You really haven’t partied until you’ve drank so much that you woke up with penises drawn on your face, while sloshing around in a puddle of your own piss, vomit, and feces. And since passing out is only fun when other people do it, and only sort of hot when chicks are involved, today’s tribute will feature 30 girls, blacked out at a frat house near you.
On a given morning, I hit the snooze button about 50 times, give or take, opting to accept 9 minute increments of low-quality sleep in exchange… Read MoreRead more
Lindner is a company based in Poland which currently sells 11,000 coffins per month. These coffins are shipped throughout Europe. And when it… Read MoreRead more
I once had a roommate whom, if given the opportunity to do so without consequence, I would have happily killed. He was unemployed, filthy, and… Read MoreRead more
You can get a lot of cool stuff at a dollar store: plungers that don’t work, watches that don’t work, back scratchers that work surprisingly… Read MoreRead more