You really haven’t partied until you’ve drank so much that you woke up with penises drawn on your face, while sloshing around in a puddle of your own piss, vomit, and feces. And since passing out is only fun when other people do it, and only sort of hot when chicks are involved, today’s tribute will feature 30 girls, blacked out at a frat house near you.
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My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more