Since it’s Valentine’s Day I thought it would be appropriate to post our favorite pics of girls getting freaky with sand penis. Not that a sandy penis really has anything to do with V-day, unless you’re getting laid on a beach. It’s more for the expressions and enthusiasm these young ladies are showing when they’re up close and personal with a throbbing sand python. The same enthusiasm will be shown tonight, mark my words. Ladies from around the world are getting a ton of free shit. From dinner, to flowers, to chocolate, to movie passes. And at the end of the night they will realize that the penis made it happen. You love birds be safe tonight! The rest of you guys know where I’ll be. Hit me up if you want to exchange PSN ids.