This doesn’t have a name yet, so I think we’re going to call it “door knobbing.” And I’ve gotta be 100% honest with you for a minute, at first I lol’d at this, but now I’m starting see to some sexual appeal. Door knobs are f*cking dirty. Probably the filthiest thing you can place your hands on. So an innocent looking school girl who is getting jiggy with a door knob, is obviously one nasty little vixen. If you’re into this stuff, you can follow the Door Knob Girl Twitter account. It’s all in Japanese but I have a feeling you won’t care about the text.
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