Has a girl ever called you a dog? It’s actually not too far from being accurate. They are in fact, man’s best friend. That being said, a dog knows when he sees a slut. And seeing sluts can get exciting. Unfortunately, dogs can’t put a history book on their lap, or cross their legs, so they kind of have to let that red lipstick swing with pride.
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more
A horny Italian couple saw that almost no one was on the beach at Porto San Giorgio, so they did something logical and headed into the ocean to… Read MoreRead more