If I went back in time right now, and someone told me that I was going to have to be the village troll, I really wouldn’t know where to start.  I can’t flame Youtubers, can’t rickroll digg spammers, I wouldn’t even be able to use my reddit novelty accounts.  Then I saw this, and realized that the ancients trolled each other on a level that we can’t even comprehend.   I’ll see your DDoS attack and raise you a raped daughter, plus a burnt village.