That’s why you don’t drink Santa’s Milk, dad.
via Jim Benton.
There’s a reason why the crazy cool uncle never gets married, has weird pets, and “goes away” for long periods of time.
Sounds about right.
Puppies = magnets.
via Jim Benton Cartoons
Today’s rage comic was inspired by Pippi’s double standards joke last week.
This only makes me happy if it’s a person I’ll never see again. But if it’s Stacey, the hot receptionist, I’m mortified.
Remember the days when you could watch porn and it was just a penis, a vagina, and a good time?
But now granny has to explain that she wasn’t fighting with grandpa when you walked in on them.
Pay attention teachers.