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Anti Rape Fail

I’m seeing a ton of these “anti rape” advertisements and I’m almost certain now these products don’t exist.  Now, I don’t have a vagina, but something tells me that walking around with this inside of you, wouldn’t really be a picnic.  Also, is that spike retractable?  How does it know when a penis is getting slammed against it rather than a finger trying to adjust the depth?  Get some pepper spray and maybe a dog, but don’t be retarded.  The last thing you want is having to explain how you pierced your labia simply by doing jumping jacks.

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