Now that everyone is out of holiday mode, it’s back to business as usual. The first thing I did was check email. Take a guess at how many readers sent me holiday greetings? You guessed right, zero. I’m so emotional about this that I’m not going to give you a gallery of hot girls, or a bunch of cute dogs doing tricks. Today, you’re getting fat strippers. 2 of you just went “yesssss!” and that makes me laugh. No but really, it’s been awhile since we gave some love to the chubby girls, and I thought this was well over due.