You know what I just realized? I’ve become that guy. Stopped caring about the gym after Halloween, stopped eating healthy after Thanksgiving, and recently I’ve let all of my clothes pile up at the foot of my bed. So now I’m like the human version of Jabba the Hutt who just kind of lays around looking at hot girls while trolling social media sites. The closest thing I’ve done to exercise was putting this heart stammering collection of boobs in GIF format together. So here you go. 15 hot chicks that I’d never be able to get but I’ll make myself feel better by saying “I’m not in to shallow skanks.” Edit: Pic #4 is Victoria Waters, as you can see from the comments below. Prepare to get Facebook stalked Victoria!