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Kelly Brook = flawless victory

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This 31 year old British babe has been modeling for over 15 years.  I decided that we should pay a tribute today since I recently watched Piranha 3D again and vigorously fapped after watching her get naked a dozen times.  It’s a bummer she has to get owned by a bunch of silicone hungry fish.  Also, British girls call your private parts “wanker” which is pretty sweet.  Wouldn’t it be awesome knowing that while your girlfriend was out to tea with her BFFS she’d be like “and then my bloke slapped me in the face with his wankah.”  Maybe I’m just too easily entertained.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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