Some of you might be staying in this Halloween since it’s a weeknight. Now you can kick up your feet, buy some candy, and hand it out to little shit heads kids who ring your doorbell. I’m about to psychologically butt fuck you, so stop reading right now if you can’t take the heat.
Picture this: It’s about 10pm and right as you turn your porch light off *ding dong.* You open the door and it’s a cute little girl. You kindly explain that you have no more candy. She doesn’t say a word. Then you see her eyes roll back in her head…
Tooda-loo motha fuckas – hope I ruined your night!
