The older you get, the more you suck at Halloween. Remember when we used to pride ourselves on being a scary zombie, or a badass GI Joe? Now look at us. It’s a contest to see who can show the most skin. I’m not one to complain about half naked girls who are bound to be crying before midnight, because that shit is funny. I simply want to point out that everyone starts to suck at Halloween after they hit puberty. Do you still take pride in your costume?
PS – The best part of today’s post is that our editor who photoshopped this has two costumes this year, and she basically looks like a walking semen sponge in both of them, lolz.