What up gang bangers? Sorry about the server crash yesterday. I know because of it, I completely dropped the ball on the leaked naked Scarlott Johansson pics and that kind of bums me out. I had been getting emails that my hard drive was about to die for a month, and every time I would ask the server admins what was up they were like “oh it’s nothing stfu.” So after awhile I felt like a kid pulling on his dad’s pant leg. Then today when it finally died they were like “oh, what do you want us to do?” It’s amusing to me how tech/IT people talk to non-tech/IT people like they are homeless people with AIDS/leprosy, until shit goes wrong. More Melissa here.