But the more I look at it, the more I want one.  Not to wear or anything, but I mean I want a girl to give me head with one of these on.   (If I could get a girl to give me head in the first place that is).

Weekend Recap: 2 boys save their mother by owning their stepdad who will probably end up getting owned in the cornhole for a very long time.  Looting and shitting your pants is a lot more fun on the internet than it is IRL.  Emma Watson was not amused by her Cooter slippage.