In every job that I have ever had, I’ve wanted to bang a co-worker. Sometimes I was successful, sometimes I wasn’t, but I always had to deal with repercussions. Like one time in college I had a manager that weighed a buck ninety and she bleached her mustache, but I still got a BJ from her because knowing your penis is in your boss’s mouth is empowering or some shit. Anyway, I should not have done that because it got weird. Here’s a few red flags and green lights I’ve come across on my quest of getting some office puntang on my wang.